Friday, February 10, 2012

How To Get Your Daughter To Scream Like a Banshee

It's simple really.

  1. Just take a thumbsucking daughter, who has cut both sides of her thumb on her teeth from sucking so much.
  2. Then cover the wounds with water proof band-aids, then tape those in place with medical tape.
  3. Now watch the madness.
Chicken gets her thumb taped from time to time, and usually she gets over it and decides to suck the bandage (hence the waterproof bandaids) but not today. Today she screamed and screamed. She only ever sucks her right thumb, but today she tried all her fingers, eventually she calmed herself by rubbing her eyebrows gently with her index finger (don't ask me why but her favourite body part is eyebrows). She's a loopy little girl with a horrible scream, but I love her :)

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