I live in Cairns, Australia. I am a happily married mother of three. Wow, that makes me sound old. I am married to "W@dsy" and my son is "Gremlin" and my eldest daughter is "Chicken," and my baby Girl is "Poppet." Why yes, they are pseudonyms. I'm a little loopy and am writing this blog instead of looking after my kids like I should be doing. My home is in a constant state of disaster due to my pathetic cleaning attempts. And when I grow up, I want to know what I want to be when I grow up.